Whatever news item you just came from, it is FAKE. Made up.
This is just in the grand tradition of the April Fool's Day holiday.
The Museum of Hoaxes has the top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time.
Also check out the best of April Fools on the net (I particularly like Internet Cleaning Downtime).
And Urgo.org has a yearly list of internet April Fool's jokes.
Hey, I'm not recording that you visited, so you can just pretend that you were never fooled.